Mortals, I am proud to announce that the clone Tom Hiddleston will be appearing with Ben Kingsley and Mark Strong in a new advertising campaign for Jaguar USA, the New York TImes announced today.
The first advertisement will appear during the second half of a sporting tournament known as the Super Bowl, which is presumably some kind of Jousting event. I advise you not to partake to heavily in the half time feasting and drinking, as you may wish to be sober enough to enjoy it. I assume Thor will be face down in a puddle of of his own drool before it airs, as usual.
The campaign itself will be based upon the slogan, “Good to be bad.” I can vouch for the veracity of this statement.
As you can see I shall be appearing in my own ad campaign for Jaguar, with my good friend The Mandarin and that chap from Kick Ass.
News source: The New York Times
Original Picture Source: Torrilla