I then posed for press photos, and rushed into the building, as it was almost time for the awards to start!
Once the awards started, and everyone was distracted by the wonderful Stephen Fry, I left a clone in my seat and made my way through the building. I searched high and low for an award to steal, but all were too large for me to carry.
I made my way back to my seat and dismissed the clone, and then I was asked to take the stage to present an award with Mark Strong. I did consider stealing this award, but I fear my life would have been in danger had I tried.I went back to my seat, where Wilder consoled me.
I do believe he may be correct.