Not for the first time he was unsure what time of day it was. How long had he been up? Laing vaguely remembered sleeping on the tartan rug that lay…
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To coincide with the release of the sequel, Avengers: Age of Ultron, LEGO have released several more sets, and many of the previously featured characters have been redesigned. Let us investigate!
Here we see old LEGO Thor and new LEGO Thor side by side.
Look at that face. Grinning away like an idiot who is about to smash all your drinking vessels, and then charge into Jotunheim to kill an entire race, just to satisfy his own insane blood lust. Honestly, who would do such a thing? Such a person is not fit to sit upon the throne of Asgard, so it is with cheer in my heart that I remember that ’twas I, Lego Loki, who stopped Thor from gaining throne! Some Asgardians and some Jotuns died, but that was of little consequence. Death to all Jotuns!
Wait, where was I?
Oh yes, I was discussing the base ugliness of Thor…. Once again Thor has a double sided head, and this is his angry face. I am quite used to seeing this face as he often uses it when he tries to
thwart my plans when I am innocently minding my own business, and then Thor just appears for no reason and tells me I can’t kill an entire race, or that it is somehow bad to lead an army against Midgard.
And people wonder why I hate him.
There is, however, one major issue with new Thor: his cape.
It is made of a strange flimsy material, which appears to be the future of LEGO capes, as LEGO Vision’s cape is also made from the same fabric. I, for one, am unimpressed with this new design, as it has a tendency to ride up around the neck, and I doubt they will be as durable as the old design stiff capes.
The winner: I declare NEITHER Thor victorious, because Thor always wins in battle, then drags me to the tavern and tells long winded, drunken stories all night. I have no wish to join you, brother! Send the mead to my chambers and I shall drink it alone.
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There’s rosemary, that’s for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember. #ShakespeareSunday @HollowCrownFans pic.twitter.com/UpRyKJhoVe — Lego Loki (@Loki_Lego) March 22, 2015
Filming is now under way on BBC1’s adaptation of The Night Manager starring Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie.
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A new image from the film High-Rise is featured in the May issue of Total Film magazine.
Tonight WE BUILD! #LEGO #AvengersAgeOfUltron pic.twitter.com/8UtYFgkdlh — Lego Loki (@Loki_Lego) March 14, 2015 I have Hulk! #LEGO #AvengersAgeOfUltron pic.twitter.com/wkHeAqrqjH — Lego Loki (@Loki_Lego) March 14, 2015 Wait... I have a…
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My Be-Nice-Athon in aid of Comic Relief.
On Red Nose Day 2013 I raised £70 for Comic Relief. I achieved this magnificent total by being nice to Thor for a WHOLE 7 HOURS. It was a terrible time, full of hugs & compliments… my skin crawls at the thought, but I am willing to go through this torture AGAIN!
On Friday the 13th, from 7pm – 2am I promise I will be nice! If you can, please donate, and I thank you for your generosity.